When people text back in the morning and say “sorry I fell asleep” they never fell asleep on you, they just got to a point they were so tired and lazy they didn’t want to pick up the phone to text you back.

When people text back in the morning and say “sorry I fell asleep” they never fell asleep on you, they just got to a point they were so tired and lazy they didn’t want to pick up the phone to text you back.

I Am A Unicorn coning!:)

Yeah I did this twice every employee in mcdonalds watched me did it and they recorded it…it was hilarious though!

So I told this girl in school I was gay today

It’s a longish story but me and my best friends always joke that she is in love with me then today we tell her that we are gay and her turns to me and was like really? I say yes and then she says “am I your type?” I literally died laughing such a classic.

I gave Riley a bath; the difference between wet and blow dried is hilarious!

She seriously looks like a different pup:P